May 2013
gymleaderfrank:
If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
philosophicalharry:
pretty underwear and bras make u feel pretty on the inside too if u dont understand that i dont have time for u
foxnewsofficial:
if i was a rapper i’d be lay-z
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
I have no internet wahhhhhhh
caraknightley:
shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason
And half of them being too young to remember it anyway.
legolast:
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
drunktrophywife:
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
Matt Bellamy: I used to have a cat that used to always-whenever I was trying to fall asleep at night, the cat would jump on the piano and, like, make a ruckus and it'd wake me up and I'd think it was a ghost and I'd go downstairs and see Herbie, this long-haired, fluffy cat, hanging around on the piano. Once, I was a bit drunk and I was a little bit high on something-well, I shouldn't say, but-I heard the cat playing this downstairs.
Colin Murray: You heard the cat...playing Chopin?
Matt: Yes. I actually heard this.
Colin: You know what? I don't even wanna know.
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you...
tits-n-t4ts:
dangergays:
When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain
Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.
When you want to tear open your skin
Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.
...
harrpotte:
*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*
shit-wentz:
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
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brolininthetardis:
sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch
ifyoucarryonthisway:
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think...
What has Supernatural given to you over the years?
Jared: It introduced me to my wife!
Jared: BEAT THAT!
Jensen: ...it introduced me to your wife.
arisonas:
jadrianat:
that-nerdfighter:
arisonas:
ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
only a real 15th century kid will get this
Where is the music???
asking the real questions here on tumblr dot...
deancasotp:
bisexualangelfucker:
apparently james patrick stuart based a lot of his portrayal of dick roman on mitt romney
raiseyoulikeaphoenix:
when i die i’m getting “what the fuck fall out boy you said believers never die i want a fucking refund” on my gravestone
vardaesque:
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a...
nickgrimshade:
[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
dean-y0w:
1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a tongue war.
narutosgirl:
*does a push up*
*breaks arms*
